dampsandwich:

i’ve never seen anyone steal candy from a baby

(via worldwar2chainz)

golgibodies:

i fall in love like 4 times a day

(via kanyewesticle)

queerpong:

i wonder what war soulja boy fought in

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sylvanburningcenter:

i feel like literally everyone here watches anime and i just dont

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riannafinch:

Do you ever think of the very real possibility that not all your friends will die of old age

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kidouyuuto:

last year my chemistry teacher dropped something and yelled “zoo wee mama” and i laughed so hard i passed out and i woke up in the nurses office

(via worldwar2chainz)

jpgay:

i only make friends incase one of them has a pool or trampoline 

(via thatsqualitystuff)

humorcat:

darrynek:

the nominees are

• leonardo dicaprio
• leonardo dicaprio
• leonardo dicaprio
• leonardo dicaprio
• leonardo dicaprio

and the winner is *opens envelope*

• adele

I hate to turn up out of the blue uninvited

(Source: darrynek, via kanyewesticle)

hitlersbreastmilk:

IM A PIECE OF SHIT BUT IM ALSO FUCKING PERFECT

(via thatsqualitystuff)

hybridlovelies:

Why do I feel like Kim Kardashian was pregnant for like 2 months, but Kate Middleton has been pregnant for 2 years?

(via thatsqualitystuff)